tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post111488908019141220..comments2023-10-19T10:09:16.584-05:00Comments on do they read obituaries in hell?: where the wild things arecadiz12http://www.blogger.com/profile/03739358553844884552noreply@blogger.comBlogger10125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115095888627511302005-05-02T23:51:00.000-05:002005-05-02T23:51:00.000-05:00I’ve been developing a theory on what you saw the ...I’ve been developing a theory on what you saw the other night… it involves 3 other time dimensions, a midget, 5 dancing iguanas, a misplaced My Little Pony doll and half a bottle of rubbing alcohol… I still need to pretend to gather some more fake facts, but I think I’m on to something here… I’ll keep you posted.Jonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02421754239978764299noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115094106549472432005-05-02T23:21:00.000-05:002005-05-02T23:21:00.000-05:00i wish i were that powerful, andy. then i could ma...i wish i were that powerful, andy. then i could make any intoxicated dufus do my bidding!<BR/>[insert evil laugh here}cadiz12https://www.blogger.com/profile/03739358553844884552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115084254489842252005-05-02T20:37:00.000-05:002005-05-02T20:37:00.000-05:00Maybe in your heightened sense of alertness you we...Maybe in your heightened sense of alertness you were projecting your hallucination upon those who were less alert... ie drunk.<BR/><BR/>I am, of course, being an idiot.Andyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02561342802918403295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115072943238146162005-05-02T17:29:00.000-05:002005-05-02T17:29:00.000-05:00you'd best watch out, mister; karma's gonna come d...you'd best watch out, mister; karma's gonna come down your ass for making fun of me like a big fat piano when you step out onto the sidewalk.<BR/><BR/>speaking of which, remember the wolf from the droopy show whose eyes would rollup like window shades and tongue would unroll like a red carpet when a pretty girl walked by? i loved that show.cadiz12https://www.blogger.com/profile/03739358553844884552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115072666033261612005-05-02T17:24:00.000-05:002005-05-02T17:24:00.000-05:00one of those "cartoon moments" is exactly right!! ...one of those "cartoon moments" is exactly right!! did you drive your car off a cliff and not succumb to gravity until you looked down?? <BR/>once you hit the ground, did the evil storyboarder have an ACME anvil fall on top of your head for good measure?? did a huge lump grow instaneously from the top of your head with little blue birdies flying in circles around it?HEHEHAHAHOHOHOHO.highcontrasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12117509835874590545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115070495352995492005-05-02T16:48:00.000-05:002005-05-02T16:48:00.000-05:00scoff all you want h.c., but it was real. the drun...scoff all you want h.c., but it was real. the drunk girl even said so.cadiz12https://www.blogger.com/profile/03739358553844884552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115058805640509972005-05-02T13:33:00.000-05:002005-05-02T13:33:00.000-05:00a coyote in downtown chicago?!?! yeah, and i almos...a coyote in downtown chicago?!?! yeah, and i almost made roadkill out of the Road Runner! YUK YUK YUK!!!!highcontrasthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12117509835874590545noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1115000242137091752005-05-01T21:17:00.000-05:002005-05-01T21:17:00.000-05:00i swear, it didn't look like a dog, and i've heard...i swear, it didn't look like a dog, and i've heard that often coyotes are mistaken for dogs.<BR/><BR/>someone at the office said they've had coyotes downtown before and if they've been known to rummage through garbage cans, it seems even more likely that's what it was. <BR/><BR/>it was just so odd. i had one of those cartoon moments where i literally rubbed my eyes.cadiz12https://www.blogger.com/profile/03739358553844884552noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1114932005248564952005-05-01T02:20:00.000-05:002005-05-01T02:20:00.000-05:00Maybe it was just a really goofy-looking dog. Ok, ...Maybe it was just a really goofy-looking dog. Ok, maybe not.<BR/><BR/>Although, seriously, I have seen coyotes going through garbage cans in a small, urban area. My theory is, the woods get boring. Sometimes, they get tired of hunting and they want some hot wings. <BR/><BR/>Can you blame them?girlspithttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06287678188346828792noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10935953.post-1114912613469443802005-04-30T20:56:00.000-05:002005-04-30T20:56:00.000-05:00I know it's always reassuring for me when drunk pe...I know it's always reassuring for me when drunk people don't think I'm crazy. <BR/><BR/>Jackal, hyena, coyote, <I>werewolf</I>... Whatever it was, I wouldn't expect to see it on the road either.omarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02868485868715017527noreply@blogger.com