do they read obituaries in hell?

the worst lie you can possibly tell yourself: 'if i just lie down for ten minutes, i'll be rested enough to focus. no, i don't n...

so i'm thinking maybe people at work know about the blog. or maybe i'm just paranoid. because the ticket guy comes up to me today a...

you know that feeling you get when you're watching tv and your friend/brother/roommate/dog has gone to the other room during a commercia...

'hey, what's up? are you working?' 'no, i'm off, but i just woke up.' 'dude, it's SEVEN p.m.' 'i kno...

i just put a throbbing chunk of my heart on a plane. there was nothing novel about this trip. back to school. far away. same as every year. ...

so the guy comes up to me today and says he checked with the team and they had only refunded those four tickets back in february. and that ...

i miss the dog more than i miss the man (okay, that's not entirely true, but i really do miss the dog. a lot.)

the problem with parking is that the rare reprieve from gridlock and better luck finding a meter only come with a tradeoff: they're usua...

today i had my little showdown with the guy who sold me those bogus baseball tickets . after much rehearsing and discussion, i decided to gi...

'where are you?' 'just getting off the highway. are they on their way?' 'yeah, she said she's picking me up. i guess...

at first i was trying to figure out a very symbolic way of writing this without boring or losing most of you. i had it all worked out in a c...

my brother is a huge cubs fan. his girlfriend is from st. louis. so i bought two tickets for him to the cubs/cardinals series this weekend. ...

all i can say is that Dr. Phil is a made-for-tv movie just waiting to happen.

monday night after a dance workshop, the copychief, our girl rayray and i went out for a drink. (ray is the one who had the unfortunate inci...

i have now made a complete nocturnal transformation, being unable to fall sleep before 6 a.m. for about two weeks. and last night/this morni...

i was sitting in my meeting, furiously taking notes on the business of the day for about ten minutes straight. i could hardly keep up, but i...

my brother rented the first season of 'The Dukes of Hazzard' on dvd. watching them again has become a reenactment of when i fell in ...

there are so many things i miss about elementary school: recess. no homework. workbooks. multiple-person desks. indoor recess. games like ...

i have a problem. i have an addiction to late-night television. i'm not talking about your run-of-the-mill 'tony danza show' or ...

the problem with parking is that it's such a freaking crapshoot. one day you stay up too late and when you need to wake up, while walkin...