do they read obituaries in hell?

when i pulled into a parking spot at work tonight, my little black car with a spoiler fit perfectly in a formation to make two lines of thre...

yesterday, my brother went back to school. the medical reaction got better and off he flew to the land of mouthwatering BBQ and no snow. of ...

"i miss hawaii." "me too. you guys just got back, but it's been 2 years since i was there." "you know what i lo...

there are SNAKES in this motherf*cking dungeon! to all of you at the midnight showing right now, hope it lives up to the hype.

my brother was admitted to the hospital today, two days before he was set to move all his stuff 918.30 miles away (that's 1478.463 km, X...

i know you're all very concerned about the ginormous undertaking i am embarking on with this no-complaining thing, so i promise to give ...

yeah, so i'm finding it difficult to complain today. H flew out to surprise me for my birthday and i managed to get out of going to work...

"dude are you still working?" "of course. at this point, must you even ask?" "i never can keep up with your hours. ...

i hate terrorists. they've created a world where you can't even carry lip gloss and feel safe. and we're changing our lives to a...

a great wake-up call is to hear that a beautiful baby was born healthy and happy, 7 lbs. 10 (or so) oz. her momma didn't need drugs, eit...

last summer the dance class that cc and i were in was having a mini recital. the teacher decided to combine all the classes for a couple pra...

'what's this project mom is making?' 'oh probably another baby blanket. you know she's always into that stuff.' ...

dear new woman who looks like she might come from the same place my parents do, you might be new to the job or just filling in for someone i...

...or 28 day Slater ? where was YouTube when i was in high school?

this is a pretty long recap, so for those of you who want to cut to the chase, i offer a headline-only preface. THE GIST: cadiz still has al...

one of my best friends-- known her since fifth grade-- is getting married on saturday. and while my feelings are nothing like those of juli...

"where are you?" "i'm at the grocery store, getting some things for the weekend. oh, good thing you reminded me; i'll...

the motorola pr department is at it again: Motorola set to launch two new mobile phones, siblings to the Razr: Krzr and Rizr. i don't ev...

i'd love to say i'm an optimist, but i'm not. at least to the public, anyway. what makes it tricky is that people like me actual...

"i just got myself a sandwich at jimmy johns." "what'd you get?" "number four, Turkey Tom. the usual, except so...