'you gotta see those players. one looks like a monkey, one looks like a guy who just killed somebody and landed in jail, one looks like a drug dealer...'
'for the Astros?'
'yeah. you don't believe me? just ask your father. they look weird, like they're a bunch of guys who just came out of prison like they haven't eaten any food for a long time.'
'so do you think the White Sox are going to win?'
'they just did.'
'no, i mean the whole thing.'
'definitely.'
sox are gonna take it. i can feel it. the stros don't have a chance.
ReplyDeleteof course, i say this and yet, i'm a saints fan. for all i know the stros could come back and beat the sox, but in my book, the sox are champs already.
but i still love the cubs(sigh).
last night on my flight at 11:30 Eastern the asshole pilot decides to play out his sports announcer fantasies and interupts my MUCH NEEDED slumber every 5 minutes with an update of that game.
ReplyDeletei was not a happy camper.
man, i keep tryyyyying and trying to get into this whole sports crazziness but i just cant-
ReplyDeleteGive me cricket! And cricketers can be quite good looking.
ReplyDeleteis it true rugby guys have flappy ears?
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