'can't wait to see you at your housewarming! is it true a's gonna be there too?'
'well that's what he said, but the proof is in the pudding, as Cosby used to say. but then you could meet his wife and his son, too.'
'he's MARRIED!?? how's his other kid(s?) doing? are they in chi or st. louis?'
'he was in Chi a few months ago, and he went out to lunch with me and my girl. i noticed he was wearing a ring, and i said jokingly, what, you're married now? he said, yeah man. i was like, yo, how come you didn't invite me to the wedding? he said, oh, cause i got married on my lunch break.
i couldn't make that up if i tried.'
'that is priceless.'
And they say romance is dead.
ReplyDeletesometimes it really seems as though it is.
ReplyDeletewell the key words are: "wife AND SON" and there you have it!
ReplyDeleteor you can pull an Angelina- ADOPT a kid while dating a dude and he'll feel complelled to stay- even next to the fat frog lips and bulging fish eyes-
got married on lunch break????
ReplyDeletewow! that's a quickie... i guess things like that really do exist..
Wow, quite a shotgun wedding. That's actually something I would dearly love to hear in one of my day to day conversations.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like a fantastic way to get married, as long as there was still some sort of reception involving presents.
ReplyDeleteThat's the kind of thing I want to do, haha, marry during lunch break, I can't bear the thought of doing a big wedding.
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