to anyone whom i may have snapped at/barked at/whined at/slammed a door on/stomped away from/made a nasty remark to (even if it was the truth)/cut off/tailgated/glared at/honked at/sneered at/made to slow down because i walked in front of even though the sign said 'don't walk'/didn't engross in witty banter with/didn't cooperate with/didn't listen to/looked oddly at/given a hard time to/rolled my eyes at today:
stop pissing me off.
Okay.
ReplyDeleteour lives are just full of little joys all over the place, mine in ny yours in chicago- just makes me feel so lucky to be here!
ReplyDeleteyo- i'm channeling the mothership and letting em' know i've had more than enough of this shiiite and to please come to collect me -
i'd do the same if i were you!
Works for me.
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteI thought it was going to be "I'm sorry". But that would have been too predictable.
ReplyDeletePoor Cadiz.
awesome.
ReplyDeleteit's like my temper is talking through you...
Lol.
ReplyDeleteHope you feel less pissed off soon.
Oh dear. Hang in there, cadiz. And good luck to those who cross you...
ReplyDeleteyes sir!
ReplyDelete*saluting*
amen!
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