Wednesday, August 29, 2007

demoted

It has come to my attention that my Google PageRank is now at a 3. Previously, when there had been talk of such things, I believe I was ranked a 4.

I would delve further into figuring out where I went wrong, but all the math on the Wikipedia entry scared away my motivation. So now I ponder. What could it be, incessant linking to myself (for sake of background)? Nonstop complaining? Have I pissed off someone at Google? Was I delirious back when I thought I was a 4? I feel like one of those people who took too long to reciprocate on a love interest and missed out.

What gives?
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11 comments:

  1. Bill C8/29/2007 11:10 AM

    No worry: 3 = 4, for sufficiently large values of 3.

    No worry part deux: it's all so much Googlevoodoo anyway. Or possibly Googlehooey.

    Either way...

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  2. jazz8/29/2007 11:51 AM

    i'm tempted to check mine, but i can't handle any bad news this week. to tired.

    also, we still love you, even if you're a 3. move down to 2 and i'll have to reconsider...

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  3. Jon8/29/2007 12:28 PM

    Well, I'm a 4, so it certainly doesn't have anything to do with being unemployed or posting a lot... I'm actually quite baffled. I'll trade you my 4 for your three, you deserve it more than I do.

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  4. Jon8/29/2007 12:30 PM

    and by unemployed... I really meant employed. Cut me some slack, I have no income right now.

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  5. omar8/29/2007 6:17 PM

    I suggest writing a song. It worked for me.

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  6. The Stormin Mormon8/30/2007 11:35 AM

    I had no clue that such a thing existed.

    I'm certain that my blog is somehow one of the few one's on the internet.

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  7. The Stormin Mormon8/30/2007 11:37 AM

    AAAAAARGH!!!

    I'm a three.

    I feel so trivial.

    I am so going to link some shit to my blog... ;-)

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  8. Syar8/31/2007 6:13 AM

    I don't even know how to find out my PageRank anymore (I was a four). I Googled it and got the Wiki page.

    I'm sure this ineptitude is gonna cost me points.

    You're gold pretty much everywhere, Cadiz. So don't sweat the small Googles.

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  9. neena maiya (guyana gyal)8/31/2007 9:22 AM

    Okay, here's another way to look at it...3 is closer to 1. As in # 1.

    Or you can say, rank is not a good word, as in...It smells 'rank'.

    I didn't know there's a google rating thing. I won't check mine though, I don't want the bad news. That I really really stink pieeeewwww....

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  10. ML8/31/2007 10:20 AM

    I had no idea there was a google rating either. I'm sure mine is pretty bad :)

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  11. Bill C9/01/2007 8:13 AM

    Hey, that wasn't me.

    Your long-winded feiend visited *my* weblog after yours - thanks Statcounter - and left the same "comment."

    On a post whose title begins with "Loon."

    Coincidence?

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