Friday, November 23, 2007

black friday

The reason today is called Black Friday is because that is the color the tips of your toes and your nose turn after waiting in line outside in the middle of the night in 20-degree weather.

It is also the color of the hearts of people who think it is okay to cut in front of you after you've been waiting for four hours.
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4 comments:

  1. Sphincter11/23/2007 9:05 PM

    Oh, those cutting bastards!

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  2. SupaCoo11/24/2007 10:36 AM

    Um, WHY would you do that? Please regale us with stories of what bargains you got. Perhaps a new car? What??

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  3. Jon11/24/2007 3:35 PM

    Black Friday is bad enough when you have to get there at midnight, but I can only imagine what it's like when the weather is a factor too. Move somewhere tropical, then you'll only have to worry about the hearts of line cutters, not the colors of your toes and nose.

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  4. neena maiya (guyana gyal)11/26/2007 6:52 AM

    Those folks don't have hearts!

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