"I just got my license renewed, do you want to see it?"
"That's a pretty good picture, Dad. You're looking really young!"
"Yeah? Well, no one at work can guess my age, you know."
"Do you remember when I was like five and you told me you were 14 when I asked how old you were?"
"Ha ha. Yes, I remember that."
"And I was like, 'WHOA, you are OLD, Daddy!' "
"Oh, by the way, I just want you to understand that I don't want any presents or any kind of big deal this December."
"Why?! It's your big 6-0!"
"I don't know what you're talking about. I'm only 28."
"Nice, Dad. Your daughter is 30 and you're 28?"
"Fine, then. I take that back. I'm 35."
When you're up when everyone else is asleep and you're home when they're all at work, it's a real quest to find answers to burning questions.
That is hilarious! My dad can't even remember how old he is, which I guess is a pretty obvious sign of old age :)
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