"I think I've found my new favorite song."
"Please tell me it's by Ke$ha."
"No...It's by Pitbull FEATURING Ke$ha. And it's about square dancing."
"Um, you grew up in California. I'm pretty sure you don't have the first clue about square dancing."
Just because we weren't required by the state to learn the nuances of square dancing doesn't mean I don't know what it is. But obviously, I don't know shame.
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