When you're up when everyone else is asleep and you're home when they're all at work, it's a real quest to find answers to burning questions.
Thursday, October 13, 2005
back to rita and her big 'ol butt
i just want it be known, for the record, that at least one person a day -- and usually more -- stumble onto this site searching for the lyrics to 'dangerous on the dance floor.' i obviously am not the only one.
I'm still kind of in denial about this whole "internet letting you down" thing. I refuse to attempt to search for the lyics, just because I'm not ready to stop believing that the internet is infallible.
my theory: rita was pissed that musto and bones were singing about the magnitude of her buns and decided to get a court order, preventing the proliferation of the lyrics on the web
I know a girl by the name of Rita light skinned Puerto Rican the way she moves i can't ignore shes a porno flick on the dance floor twistin churnin drip some sweat a little bass thump rita's wet once she's thru fellas flock to her girls clock while the beat just rocks her side to side the beat goes boom the new jack is up sayin give me some room once again rita's ready with a smile on her face the crowd breaks north givin rita space big butt movin' n strokin' pattern the crowd made a cirle like the ring around saturn as for the new jack he just consumed his body mutilated like he just been chewed
she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor
puff puff goes down the house the latin n satin make the big butt bounce swing it left to right and back right to left the video venus dont miss a step she wears leather n lace a skirt made of satin you like her ya love her dont love the loose latin on and on she'll never stop its party time n she wants to rock one by one her buttons drop little wiggle in the middle no more top the bassline comes rita jumps she humps pumps n bumps off chumps fellas flock to her 3 or 4 2 of em leave cant take no more always ready rita's ready triple x on the dance floor shes havin sex takin em on two at a time her lips her hips n her big behind what's this rich kids says 'excuse me miss' rita's not havin it 'but i insist either bust a move or move your bust' your breasts your chest or your big ol butt
back to rita and the dance floor porn shakin it shakin it all night long keep it up dance how long can u last? the tempo's fast shake that piece of ass move it move it every position flow go no intermission the crowd is drawn fellas droolin girls can you do what rita's doin? ho style loose n wild her style mean wow youll smile at yer f'in dial
she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor
guys stop to watch the xrated dance some are shamed by the stains in they pants your heart stops mouth drops pulse is weak pant like a dog from the body heat she wore butt huggers they were snug as a bug my advice to the brothas wear Jimmy & Cluggs no one can chill cuz they all attracted to her over the shoulder boulder holders strapped in her back end back to reality back to life back to the beats of friday nights hurt me hurt me worse dont know why people cant party its no surprise dont slip dont trip just hold yer grip she's rita go see her she's fully-equipped goin round n round up and down stompin her feet against the ground guys eyes glued to her thighs brought to a size 9 inches high the latin in satin some call her a stripper shoulda zigged but ya zagged and ya broke ya zipper always ready ritas ready givin ya more shes not at ya local video store
she's dangerous on the dance floor
bass's thump bouncin off the wall rita wont drive cuz she's havin a ball this urban queen rules the hip house scene lean mean n full of steam breakin all back standin on the block in the middle of the dance floor youll get rocked rita's rugged leave her alone she get you on the bone send you home porno flick her performin' art on the mark rita's ready to start move smooth in the groove rita will prove she's in the mood dirty dancer she does it best 6 feet under is where you'll rest 6 and 9 on the behind just like fine wine she improves with time
from dawn to dusk she'll do it all night i hope u can see her this friday night but if you cant dont get uptight someone's always on em with the mic at night crank it crank it pump that bass rita's wearin leather n lace big butt swingin from left to right drippin n strippin on a friday night she rita go see her light skinned mira times runnin on your meter so meet her treat her move me move me rita moans dont dance alone work it to the bone if youre lucky she'll take ya home to a penthouse apartment on Cribben Road feel the s&m on your fm if you can't see her where have you been? it's a groove me move me movie starring rita and her booty and yours truly P.C.P. who could ask for more she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor she's dangerous on the dance floor
i like the new poem on the profile
ReplyDelete(i hope its new... cus i just noticed)
yeah- i dont know what the internet is thinking- i'll call sergei to look into it... but he's been so busy lately-- its so tough for us you know...
ale just made me noticed the new poem on the sidebar. I like it too. :-)
ReplyDeleteI'm still kind of in denial about this whole "internet letting you down" thing. I refuse to attempt to search for the lyics, just because I'm not ready to stop believing that the internet is infallible.
ReplyDeletesorry everyone- sergei and i will be jetting of to catalina island and so he won't be able to attend to your silly little problem- k?!
ReplyDeletetata-
;)
my theory:
ReplyDeleterita was pissed that musto and bones were singing about the magnitude of her buns and decided to get a court order, preventing the proliferation of the lyrics on the web
I think it's a hint, you need to post those lyrics right here, on this site. Listen to the song, transcribe, write, work, work.
ReplyDeleteit's getting out of hand. i should just post them. i'll have to find the tape where i had recorded it off the radio years ago and see what i can do...
ReplyDeleteDO it cadiz,
ReplyDeletedont' wait for sergei- he's busy - with ME!
That means at least one person is frustrated and pissed off every day because they can't find those lyrics.
ReplyDeleteI found like 12 different versions of the song in mp3 during my search, if you need one...
For those who might be searching....
ReplyDeleteI know a girl by the name of Rita
light skinned Puerto Rican
the way she moves i can't ignore
shes a porno flick on the dance floor
twistin churnin drip some sweat
a little bass thump rita's wet
once she's thru fellas flock to her
girls clock while the beat just rocks her side to side
the beat goes boom
the new jack is up sayin give me some room
once again rita's ready with a smile on her face
the crowd breaks north givin rita space
big butt movin' n strokin' pattern
the crowd made a cirle like the ring around saturn
as for the new jack he just consumed
his body mutilated like he just been chewed
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
puff puff goes down the house
the latin n satin make the big butt bounce
swing it left to right and back right to left
the video venus dont miss a step
she wears leather n lace a skirt made of satin
you like her ya love her dont love the loose latin
on and on she'll never stop
its party time n she wants to rock
one by one her buttons drop
little wiggle in the middle
no more top
the bassline comes rita jumps
she humps pumps n bumps off chumps
fellas flock to her 3 or 4
2 of em leave cant take no more
always ready rita's ready triple x
on the dance floor shes havin sex
takin em on two at a time
her lips her hips n her big behind
what's this rich kids says 'excuse me miss'
rita's not havin it
'but i insist either bust a move or move your bust'
your breasts your chest or your big ol butt
back to rita and the dance floor porn
shakin it shakin it all night long
keep it up
dance
how long can u last?
the tempo's fast
shake that piece of ass
move it move it every position
flow go no intermission
the crowd is drawn
fellas droolin
girls can you do what rita's doin?
ho style loose n wild
her style mean wow youll smile at yer f'in dial
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
guys stop to watch the xrated dance
some are shamed by the stains in they pants
your heart stops mouth drops pulse is weak
pant like a dog from the body heat
she wore butt huggers
they were snug as a bug
my advice to the brothas
wear Jimmy & Cluggs
no one can chill cuz they all attracted
to her over the shoulder boulder holders
strapped in her back end
back to reality back to life
back to the beats of friday nights
hurt me hurt me worse dont know why
people cant party its no surprise
dont slip dont trip just hold yer grip
she's rita go see her she's fully-equipped
goin round n round
up and down
stompin her feet
against the ground
guys eyes glued to her thighs
brought to a size 9 inches high
the latin in satin some call her a stripper
shoulda zigged but ya zagged
and ya broke ya zipper
always ready ritas ready givin ya more
shes not at ya local video store
she's dangerous on the dance floor
bass's thump bouncin off the wall
rita wont drive cuz she's havin a ball
this urban queen rules the hip house scene
lean mean n full of steam
breakin all back standin on the block
in the middle of the dance floor youll get rocked
rita's rugged
leave her alone
she get you on the bone
send you home
porno flick her performin' art
on the mark rita's ready to start
move smooth in the groove
rita will prove she's in the mood
dirty dancer she does it best
6 feet under is where you'll rest
6 and 9 on the behind
just like fine wine she improves with time
from dawn to dusk she'll do it all night
i hope u can see her this friday night
but if you cant dont get uptight
someone's always on em with the mic at night
crank it crank it pump that bass
rita's wearin leather n lace
big butt swingin from left to right
drippin n strippin on a friday night
she rita go see her
light skinned mira
times runnin on your meter
so meet her treat her
move me move me rita moans
dont dance alone work it to the bone
if youre lucky she'll take ya home
to a penthouse apartment on Cribben Road
feel the s&m
on your fm
if you can't see her
where have you been?
it's a groove me move me movie
starring rita and her booty
and yours truly
P.C.P.
who could ask for more
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
she's dangerous on the dance floor
anonymous, THANK YOU!!!!!
ReplyDeletewow, i never realized how dirty those lyrics were.
you have ended 10 years of searching THANK YOU!
ReplyDeleteIt's 2020 and we're still looking for Rita's big ol butt
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It's 2020 and we're still looking for Rita's big ol butt
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