"So are you coming to pick me up from the airport?"
"Yeah, I'll get off work at 8. Please tell me that you're not bringing your entire wardrobe again this time. Getting your baggage takes FOREVER! It'll only be seven days, for God's sake."
"I'm going to bring it, even if it's mostly empty. For all the presents I'm going to need to take back with me. "
"Whoa, greedy, what if all you get for Christmas this year are hugs?"
"Then they'd better come with gift receipts."