Sunday, April 18, 2010

jon and cadiz in the department store

"Hey Mr. 20/20, tell me what that sign says way down there. Dresses have got to be around here somewhere."

"Men, Boys, Girls, Home, Women's Sizes."

"Women's sizes? What the heck does that mean?"

"You know, Women's Sizes. That's where all the men go to buy their women. They have them in all sizes."

"Is that right? So where did you get your woman then?"

"Internet."

"Oh yeah?"

"Definitely. Everyone knows all the best deals are online."

2 comments:

Madelyn said...

You are so lucky to be marrying into such a hilarious family.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Har har. He's right though. You can get some good bargains, I mean, chaps, online.