"Hey Mr. 20/20, tell me what that sign says way down there. Dresses have got to be around here somewhere."
"Men, Boys, Girls, Home, Women's Sizes."
"Women's sizes? What the heck does that mean?"
"You know, Women's Sizes. That's where all the men go to buy their women. They have them in all sizes."
"Is that right? So where did you get your woman then?"
"Definitely. Everyone knows all the best deals are online."