truly outrageous

'i didn't realize there were cartoons on in the morning until i was in like 5th grade.'

'are you KIDDING me?!'

'it's no joke. of course then i was waking up before the sun was out to catch as many as i could before school. and saturday, forget it.'

'i loved cartoons any time of the day, but even that couldn't get me out of bed early. except maybe for the 'Smurfs'.'

'yeah, i remember all those really good shows. like 'Transformers.' but then they go and put 'Jem' on. then 'Thundercats.' what a way to mess with a lineup. i always thought it was such a mistake. it should have gone straight from 'Transformers' to 'Thundercats.' none of that 'Jem' nonsense. they could have just shown two 'Transformers' instead.'

'but Jem is excitement. oooo-oooh, Jem is adventure! c'mon, dude, that was a good show.'

'uh, Jem sucks.'

'whatever. i'll bet you got your ear pierced with the secret hope that one day, you too could have a magical earring turn you into a superstar.'

'nah uuuh.'