Tuesday, March 04, 2008

when your boss dreams about your boyfriend

"You want to freak out your man? Tell him I had a dream about him last night."

"Really? What happened in your dream?"

"H and I were dressed up like Aquabats and trick-or-treating."

"Seriously?"

"Yeah, and it was like a messed-up Batman and Robin; you know, because I'm not too much taller but I have more mass than he does. And it's not like we were little kids, we were our age now."

"That's hilarious. I'm totally going to tell him that! How'd you guys make out with the candy? DId you get a good haul?"

"You know, it's funny; we weren't even getting candy, we were getting little things like pins from Rainforest Cafe, bumper stickers and other things you pick up here and there. I probably had those on my mind because I saw a bunch of that stuff lying around the house last night." 

"And we were just talking about how you both like the Aquabats. However it's weird that you somehow sensed that H doesn't like candy. I'm starting to wonder if you're more excited about the idea of him coming out here than I am." 

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

Wow. Your boss is either really cool or really creepy. Maybe both!

cadiz12 said...

he's really cool. i think he's sad b/c all his buddies have moved with their families to the suburbs and he intends to raise his kids in the city. but now he has no one to go to concerts with. So he was very excited to hear that he and H like a lot of the same bands.

Anonymous said...

That even freaked me out a little!!

Anonymous said...

I hate people who don't give out candy for Halloween.

SupaCoo said...

That's a pretty freakin awesome dream. I want an Aquabats costume!

Sphincter said...

Kinda disturbing, but in a good way.

Madelyn said...

Maybe he'll dream about me next. Yup, I can see that happening.

Syar said...

Since you've given the green light, I'll go on about how cool your boss sounds. I love when people are excited about the people in my life coming to visit, but not so much when it's reversed. My sister got the whole of Scotland to be excited, and it was a little intimidating. :)

Anonymous said...

LOVE the dream. Too funny.

Hey, I left you a comment on my blog abt real estate. Sorry for the delay!

Jon said...

I don't know that this dream is all that special, I mean, who doesn't dream about dressing up as an Aquabat?

neena maiya (guyana gyal) said...

I hope H goes to a concert or two with him after all that hard work, dreaming and everything.

Mischa said...

Maybe they should hang out themselves...maybe H has had a dream about your boss?!?

jiji said...

ha i wonder what freud would say!

Lia said...

It is a sign. Of something.