"Ugh. I don't know in what universe I thought I could have completed this thing by today. I've been working on this for two hours now and only finished like five inches."
"Sadly, this is a common problem. You always seem to bite off more than you can chew with these types of projects."
"C'mon, you know me. I bite off more than I can chew with EVERYTHING I do. But then I somehow manage to chew it all."
"I know. I've seen you eat sandwiches."