I've been told that I am the only person who would have a problem with/be annoyed by the fact that the following doesn't really make grammatical sense:
So if by the time the bar closes
And you feel like falling down
I’ll carry you home tonight
IF by the time the bar closes AND you feel like falling down? I mean, I get why it wouldn't work with the music, and that a whole lot of song lyrics make no sense, but still. I'm not completely crazy, right?