"I asked your sister about the 'server mafia.' "
"What did she say?"
"She wanted to know if they'd asked you if it was a special occasion."
"I thought about it when I made the reservation, but then I thought eh, there's no need."
"Then how the heck did he know it was our anniversary? It could have been my birthday, your birthday, the 225th anniversary of the Signing of the Constitution, anything!"
"It was a little creepy."
"Kind of like that time when the girl mailed you the card asking how dinner with my parents went."
"Yeah, that was odd, too."
"I'm telling you--the servers have spies everywhere! She just can't admit it out loud or they'll break her knees."