Wednesday, August 29, 2007

demoted

It has come to my attention that my Google PageRank is now at a 3. Previously, when there had been talk of such things, I believe I was ranked a 4.

I would delve further into figuring out where I went wrong, but all the math on the Wikipedia entry scared away my motivation. So now I ponder. What could it be, incessant linking to myself (for sake of background)? Nonstop complaining? Have I pissed off someone at Google? Was I delirious back when I thought I was a 4? I feel like one of those people who took too long to reciprocate on a love interest and missed out.

What gives?

11 comments:

Radioactive Jam said...

No worry: 3 = 4, for sufficiently large values of 3.

No worry part deux: it's all so much Googlevoodoo anyway. Or possibly Googlehooey.

Either way...

jazz said...

i'm tempted to check mine, but i can't handle any bad news this week. to tired.

also, we still love you, even if you're a 3. move down to 2 and i'll have to reconsider...

Jon said...

Well, I'm a 4, so it certainly doesn't have anything to do with being unemployed or posting a lot... I'm actually quite baffled. I'll trade you my 4 for your three, you deserve it more than I do.

Jon said...

and by unemployed... I really meant employed. Cut me some slack, I have no income right now.

omar said...

I suggest writing a song. It worked for me.

The Stormin Mormon said...

I had no clue that such a thing existed.

I'm certain that my blog is somehow one of the few one's on the internet.

The Stormin Mormon said...

AAAAAARGH!!!

I'm a three.

I feel so trivial.

I am so going to link some shit to my blog... ;-)

Syar said...

I don't even know how to find out my PageRank anymore (I was a four). I Googled it and got the Wiki page.

I'm sure this ineptitude is gonna cost me points.

You're gold pretty much everywhere, Cadiz. So don't sweat the small Googles.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Okay, here's another way to look at it...3 is closer to 1. As in # 1.

Or you can say, rank is not a good word, as in...It smells 'rank'.

I didn't know there's a google rating thing. I won't check mine though, I don't want the bad news. That I really really stink pieeeewwww....

ML said...

I had no idea there was a google rating either. I'm sure mine is pretty bad :)

Radioactive Jam said...

Hey, that wasn't me.

Your long-winded feiend visited *my* weblog after yours - thanks Statcounter - and left the same "comment."

On a post whose title begins with "Loon."

Coincidence?