"You do know i'm talking to you from a brand-new iPhone, right? That I got fixed FOR FREE."
"Well I was WAITING for you to ask, and you weren't DOING IT!"
"Well, I was WAITING for you to tell me why you weren't available for several HOURS and YOU weren't doing IT!"
"ALRIGHT! SO WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME HOW YOU MANAGED TO SWING THAT THEN!"