Friday, November 23, 2007

black friday

The reason today is called Black Friday is because that is the color the tips of your toes and your nose turn after waiting in line outside in the middle of the night in 20-degree weather.

It is also the color of the hearts of people who think it is okay to cut in front of you after you've been waiting for four hours.

4 comments:

Sphincter said...

Oh, those cutting bastards!

SupaCoo said...

Um, WHY would you do that? Please regale us with stories of what bargains you got. Perhaps a new car? What??

Jon said...

Black Friday is bad enough when you have to get there at midnight, but I can only imagine what it's like when the weather is a factor too. Move somewhere tropical, then you'll only have to worry about the hearts of line cutters, not the colors of your toes and nose.

Guyana-Gyal said...

Those folks don't have hearts!