Sunday, April 09, 2006

losing it

'ugh. you know, the people who live here next will be finding my stray hair all over the place for decades to come.'

'yeah, i'm still finding them in my apartment.'

'seriously? i haven't been there in almost two months!'

'yes, ma'am.'

'good lord, it's a wonder that i'm not BALD, the hairs i lose a day. it's upsetting.'

'you're normal. do you have any idea just how many girls i know who have said that exact same thing? 'i shed so much, i'm going bald.' believe me, YOU. ARE. ALL. THE. SAME: normal.'

'sure. tell me that again when i have no hair.'

13 comments:

'ka said...

do you have long hair? 'cuz my friend said that people with long hair tend to lose hair more...

Guyana-Gyal said...

Waah hair-anoia, I've been shedding hair too. My sis says we lose 100 strands of hair a day. I'm going to count. If I find 101, big problem!!!

Demosthenes said...

Nothing bothers me more than finding hair either on me, in my food or... anywhere else. I can't stand it. Especially when it's long, because then I know it's not even mine. Disgusting. Hair's overrated anyway. We seriously pride ourselves in sporting heads full of dead fiber.

Modern Viking said...

It's true, you girls lose a lot of hair. How come we go bald and you don't?

Ale said...

as long as you're not shedding skin you ok!

viking, cus when God made men he made some mistakes that he fixed when he made women ;) see we both shed but you guys go bald and we dont.

Jon said...

I’m going bald myself. It’s starting around my ankles and working its way up… I figure by the time I hit 152… I’ll be completely bald. That’s just the reality of getting older though. I wouldn’t worry about it if I were you though. Men totally have that worry covered and should you ever find yourself in a position to fill up some thinning hair, I’m sure the men of this world will be standing by with plenty of countermeasures. I don’t recommend the spray-on hair though. People can tell, trust me.

Popeye said...

Bald is beautiful.

cadiz12 said...

maybe random strands of long hair* are just more obvious and thus more disturbing, but hair and food absolutely do not mix. ever.

bald is beautiful. even on ankles.

*sorry, blogger doesn't like the 'target' tag, so that link will basically kill this comments window.

Katie said...

Natalie Portman pulled off bald beautifully. I'm just saying.... it's the new look.

cream said...

Hair today, gone tomorrow!

*~mad munky~* said...

*holds onto hair* :o)

jazz said...

losing long hair is always more dramatic...don't worry!

omar said...

even on ankles?

And yes, there's nothing wrong with bald.