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'yeah, so these people from work who have season tickets might sell their tickets and then take the seats next to us at tomorrow's game.'

'so, who are these people with season tickets....?'

'the guy who got me those tickets last year. but i've forgiven him.'

'oh... so why don't you ask them if they want to sell some games this year?'

'i thought you said last week that they're not worth watching because of that whole derek lee thing.'

'yeah, but i was in an upset state then.'

'ah, okay. well then i'll see.'

'you know, it's gotten to the point where the General Manager needs to take a billy goat out on michigan avenue.'

'because of the curse?'

'yeah, i was talking to someone related to the organization and i asked him if he believed in curses. the guy was like, 'if you asked me before 2003, i would have said no, but now...' because you know that guy with the goat said 'you'll never win a pennant or a championship ever again.' just because they kicked out his smelly goat.'

'what happened in 2003 again? didn't they win?'

'cadiz. do you even LIVE in chicago?!'

'yeah, why?'

'in 2003, they were 5 outs away from winning the pennant and then that f-er Steve Bartman reached out and ruined it. it's a curse, i tell you.'

'i thought you don't believe in that stuff.'

'yeah, but this is about SPORTS, cadiz.'