Monday, August 15, 2005

party line

'where are you?'

'just getting off the highway. are they on their way?'

'yeah, she said she's picking me up. i guess they're taking me to some secret place and you are meeting us. where is it?

'i don't know what you're talking about.'

'c'mon, at least tell me wha--hang on, i think it's her.'

'hello? i just joined you guys on three-way.'

'what's up. where are you?'

'getting off the highway. you're on your way over to pick her up, right? i'll just go straight to the undisclosed location and meet you guys, so we won't waste any more time.'

'wait, what undisclosed location?

'you know, the location that hasn't been disclosed?'

'huh? oh you mean Quincy's?'

'hahah! that's awesome! i knew that's where you guys were taking me! i haven't been there in forever.'

'WHAT PART OF UNDISCLOSED DID YOU NOT UNDERSTAND?'

'oh. well i thought undisclosed was like 'not yet decided' or something. i don't know, i just wanted to make sure.'

13 comments:

kaiyareturns said...

hey unspoken of does not mean SECRET TO ME!

Angel07 said...

Happy Belated B-day! Hope you had a blast! Welcome to the 27 club. It's just grand! ;) Can't wait to help celebrate come the end of the month!

Ale said...

freakin' geniouses! :)

Ale said...

oh last post was beautiful- love the list-

cadiz12 said...

that's true, kaiya, i can see how undisclosed can mean 'not yet known' and not necessarily 'secret'. in her defense, the person who said this is a really bright person, but for some reason, gets caught up in semantics. it was just funny.

Gloria Glo said...

That was freaka funny....

Guyana-Gyal said...

hahaha that was fun and funny!

Ale said...

but what's the biggest lesson you learned along route 26? ;)

cadiz12 said...

never question what you feel in your heart; that's what i learned.

Andy said...

Wow... normally when the cat gets let out the bag, someone gets their eyes scratched out...

kaiyareturns said...

it's so simple, but good... your last comment cadiz...

your heart is never wrong. b/c its the absolute honest reflection of you. which is something no one can dispute.

kaiyareturns said...

which is why part of learning how to communicate with others is learning how to speak from "I". Not well You do this and YOU do that, so therefor You this and that. All of that can be disputed but when you say I felt this, I felt that, no one can say otherwise!

Again, simple but very hard sometimes...

willowtree said...

Hehe, that was funny. Happy birthday, having been a part of the 27 club for all of two weeks now, I must say that the lighting is much nicer than the 26 club.
Did you get that guy for giving you bogus tickets?